if p.l.a has bought into this faux-news melodrama about some washed up celebrity and her hair stylings, then i have nowhere left to turn. except perhaps to my taped episodes of Extra! with mario van peebles.
face time is, like, exactly the issue, dude. anyways, my vcr has a recorded blind melon video stuck in ffd-pause mode that runs even when not plugged in. this example of omnipotence in slow motion remains important to me. currently, fox news via high-powered treadmill is the only option i have left.
there's a world of difference between discussing the extra-glossy patina that dons my sheath of hair and that of ms. spears. for one, i still allow reporters to touch my hair upon request. and though it's true you had a better haircut the last time we were seen together at the white house banquet for the gold medal luge team, i did subsequently go on to win reader's digest 'haircut of the month' in december 2006.
if p.l.a has bought into this faux-news melodrama about some washed up celebrity and her hair stylings, then i have nowhere left to turn. except perhaps to my taped episodes of Extra! with mario van peebles.
ReplyDeleteface time is, like, exactly the issue, dude. anyways, my vcr has a recorded blind melon video stuck in ffd-pause mode that runs even when not plugged in. this example of omnipotence in slow motion remains important to me. currently, fox news via high-powered treadmill is the only option i have left.
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ReplyDeleteharsh words from someone who had a ten minute discussion with me about whose haircut was slightly better. i believe it was mine, by the way.
there's a world of difference between discussing the extra-glossy patina that dons my sheath of hair and that of ms. spears. for one, i still allow reporters to touch my hair upon request. and though it's true you had a better haircut the last time we were seen together at the white house banquet for the gold medal luge team, i did subsequently go on to win reader's digest 'haircut of the month' in december 2006.
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