daily routine

having tried to figure out why i am not more famous through years of deep introspection i can still find no reason.  i thought perhaps a glimpse into hunter thompson’s daily routine would reveal some glaring differences but, alas, no.  we are like two swigs of the same bottle of rum.  the only things i found odd were the amount of orange juice he drinks (clearly embellished) and blended scotch?  don’t make me vomit up my breakfast snow.