Q & A

i am asked questions about t.price from time to time and even less frequently i answer them. but in the spirit of president's day i will answer all questions in this thread, no matter how obvious or long the answer is. here's one from january:

question from reader: where does your wit come from?

there is a place where the early morning dew is so sweet that the inhabiting fauna all have diabetes. the evening sunset lasts most of the day, and the breeze blows south-easterly, to cool the 80 degree afternoons. an old man is always feeding the ducks, who have grown plump with contentment. folken distill their own whiskey and age it in oak barrels for 50 years. never a worry crosses anyone’s mind, mostly due to the opium in the water. that is a nice place to summer. my wit, however, comes from a mason jar in the basement that used to hold a firefly.