why write

when J-D writes for you? from wwti:

In an industry obsessed with outward appearances, explanations are being offered to explain the visible pound fluctuations of megastar Janet Jackson, 39.
Janet’s boyfriend Jermaine Dupri tells the New York Times that the singer’s widely-reported weight gain from 118 pounds to about 160 pounds was deliberate.
“She gained weight for an indie role,” Dupri said, explaining she was supposed to play a mother in the 'Deep South,' but the role eventually fell through

through what? the marginally weakened floorboards under her? zzzinggg. seriously, her six pack was one of the driving influences in my life. it's just sad.