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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

germ free music

i have developed a strong affection for purell hand sanitizer. i’m going through like a bottle a month. luckily i’ve been discreet about it and there have been no interventions just yet. i am a fully functional person. i’m just worried that someone is going to smell the alcohol on me one of these days. which is why i’ve started drinking to hide the smell on my hands. i am slightly worried about the three ounce limit on my flight to austin. however, if i run out of sanitizer and panic i supposed i can always soak my hands in scotch.

1 comment:

  1. a bottle a month? i knew a guy who went through a bottle a day.

    of course, he did work in the men's room of a quasi-famous steak house in south philly. so yeah, you're essentially hopeless.

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