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Thursday, June 29, 2006

i won't bore you with the details baby

i will be off for the early part of next week, celebrating independence from britain/my parents. here are a few of my ideas for spending that time:

  • listen to entire george michael’s greatest hits double album without stopping
  • starting at noon, have one drink per hour for twelve hours. then anything goes.
  • bring a change of clothes and live at the gym for a day.(they have music videos and plasma t.v.s) .
  • hang out at a friend’s pool with PBR, and don’t drink but rather pour out can after can of it after i remember that i have standards. then get some whiskey.

2 comments:

  1. two days into your vacation and i imagine you have done nothing on your list. rather i would bet most of the time was spent watching the jackass marathon on mtv 2 and then cleaning the bathroom. but i'm not a betting man. or a man.

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  2. well then you'd be wrong, lady penelope. just yesterday i sat through the whole ladies and gentlemen, the best of george michael as i completed sudoku after sudoku puzzle. but my bathrooms are spotless.

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