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Monday, February 05, 2007

mondays are best for unpackaging small items

today, at the store
i'm buying almonds
unsalted
dry roasted
a must for muscle development

candy is available in the same section
per piece
people steal it
per piece

today, a girl
beige burberry scarf
same as me
grey pinstripe pants
same as me
dark hair, wide collar, confident stare
same as me

she takes something
wrapped
chocolate
i'm thinking
you're not nearly hot enough for this
i'm thinking
things aren't always what they appear

2 comments:

  1. exquisite, compelling, narcissistic, obligatory. a must read for all fans of uwe boll.
    -- joe siegel, maxim.

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  2. a gem of a post. i would only substitute flax seed for almonds in order to maximize calorie efficiency.

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