paris-rama

the tapes (one here) taken from paris hilton’s storage locker are difficult to sit through, mostly due to her voice. but that doesn’t mean that i skipped over one minute of the hours of night-mode footage. it’s oddly entrancing, like some sort of bizarro glamorama with less good-looking people. paris is totally the allison character, and the dude doing blow off his stomach could easily be bentley. while i neither condone nor endorse this type of behavior, i have to admit i’d most likely fall into that pointless lifestyle given the opportunity. it is, after all, the american dream (if we still have that ability).