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Friday, November 30, 2007

back from black friday

after an extended absence i have returned. the widely speculated rumors of my rehab stint are overblown and less than thirty per cent true. i did hit the amaretto liqueur hard over the u.s. thanksgiving extended holiday but only for the purposes of getting drunk. my house was basically a revolving door of people with one objective: grabbing a piece of t.price. hopefully i satisfied everyone by being as aloof as possible and using the phrase “may or may not” hundreds of times. i am also hard at work on a project that could be even grander than phlox loves arthur and does not directly involve consuming liquor. my christmas gift this year is a ticket for a cruise, and perhaps this is the year i will finally see a palm tree decorated with lights, which has been one of my lifelong goals. if that happens, all i’ll have left is to end world hunger and see stevie nicks naked.

3 comments:

  1. is this "project" also known as your ill-fated novella? if so, i refer you to this family guy clip.

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  2. the novel is over four years in the works and still no closer to completion. if you must know, the project referred to is a duplication of this music video with myself playing all of the roles. surprisingly i look good clad in denim and also dancing gaily in a trench coat. but i’m having trouble finding my motivation as the bartender. take, for example, minute 2:08 where he is wearing what can only be described as women’s hotpants and running up against a chain-link fence. i mean, i understand what the shorts symbolize, but the fence? i don’t know. like most of my other projects, this will probably never see the light of day.

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  3. classic t. price.

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