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Thursday, April 13, 2006

free pamela

the tennessean is reporting that pamela rogers, one of the thousands of teachers caught defiling young students, is back in custody after violating her parole by writing blogs on myspace. here’s an excerpt allegedly written to a minor:
" 'My Plans are Your Plans....' 'Nothing's Changed....' 'Say it.....say it....' Always is the word, Baby, always. Listen to "Far Away" by Nickleback...."
i, for one, think she is innocent, as nickleback’s arrangements will kill any mood in seconds and chad kroeger’s hair will make even the most virile of men impotent. or so the legend goes.

2 comments:

  1. If you're going to reference the legend, at least elaborate on it's coverage.

    Chad's tousled mane can only cause impotence if said virile male makes direct eye contact with one Chad Kroeger under light of the full moon.

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  2. south of the border we only hear bits and pieces of these "tall tales" by befriending hobos. they are not taught as part of school curricula as is the standard in canada.

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