this weekend there was no plan
actual activity occurred nonetheless
a man in his twenties spent seven of his hours
upgrading my car
he wanted to get it right
electronics are difficult, he said
not one to care, i considered rather than asked
why my time was taken by such a confusing situation
it's german, i thought, but you're in america
make your life easier
pottery barn can fit in your hand
scan the whole fucking store if you'd like
after all, i'm getting married
and those candles certainly won't buy themselves
oh, i could take care of it
but what type of surprise is that?
the nas album accompanies my workouts lately
nostalgia plays a part, but the music has its place
less is more
his complicated experiments, my bmi
not that people started disliking either one of us
lean is the new robust
wait, you already upgraded your headrests to contain hd-dvd compatible lcd screens? is that off the wedding registry now? well fuck the registry, you're getting a ying-yang coffee table unless i get a good deal on that tanning bed.
ReplyDeletesingle is the new married.