Dear Nick Lachey,
In response to our role in the breakup of your marriage, please accept unlimited audio and video air time for the release of your next eight singles (not based on actual content evaluation). We do understand that both you and the blonde agreed, in advance, to the premise of the show (any one member of the participating parties' inability to understand the complexities of legal agreements, notwithstanding). However, the gentlemen at Linkin Park have fooled us with a side project that we have also agreed to keep on constant loop, and let's not kid ourselves...Shakira is about ten pounds heavier than the bio relates. Officially, we have nothing to air. So please, continue to financially benefit from our inability to produce quality programming for the teens of today, continuing to disappoint the teens of yesterday in the process. For you, Mr. Lachey, life is better than it seems. This offer is valid up to but not including the moment that JT's new movie hits the box office, Ja Rule releases a duet with Keith Urban, and/or we begin to broadcast in HD.
Regards,
MTV
yet another ill-advised contract offered by a young, ditzy counterpart. why shouldn't i take advantage? plus, my next video features myself and matt leinart frolicking under a waterfall. it's about a fictional character moving on after his marriage breaks up.
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