c-fed not k-fed

though i currently reside in the north, i spent some time in the south a few years ago, and this surprises me none. to actually make a holiday to remember those that fought for (among other things) the right to enslave humans is so ridiculous that i’d expect nothing less from our “brothers to the south”. and even though i took this c-fed memorial day off to recreate the battle of antietam with q-tips and pop rocks, keep in mind that my behavior is not an endorsement of this pseudo “holiday”, but rather of the unifying american value of laziness.