zebras get it

the best things in life, i think, are composed of contrasts. just today i played homerun derby in the afternoon sun wearing ralph lauren and couldn’t have been happier. the line between jock and prettyboy was blurred. certainly my long balls wouldn’t have had the same effect without it. it’s the reason everyone can get behind the underdog, and why people go to great (unnecessary) lengths to state that they are unique. this is also why i like to alternate between bartles and james and scotch whiskey.